Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a
fill-up because they
heard about a contest being offered by the station to
patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went
inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the
contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the
attendant.
"How do we enter ?" asked the Kentuckian.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess
right. You win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said one Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same
station to get
gas. When they went inside to pay, the other Kentuckian
asked the attendant if
the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number
between 1-10, if
you guess right. You win free sex."
"2" said the Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come
back soon and
try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first Kentuckian said to
the other,
"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."
my babies
Monday, April 10, 2006, 06:39 PM
[General]
these are my babbies they are my favorite things in the world that dont live.
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preist minaster and a rabi- cover ur face not ur d
Monday, April 10, 2006, 06:30 PM
[General]
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It
was very hot.
was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small
lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their
clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries
while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an
open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from
town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back
on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he
covered his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY
congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
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zap
Monday, April 10, 2006, 06:17 PM
[General]
Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell
when you were lying. If you were, ZAP! it would suck you
in and you were gone forever.
One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by
the mirror. The old lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm
the most beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror
sucked her in and she was gone.
The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in
and she, too, disappeared.
The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."
ZAP!
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going home early
Monday, April 10, 2006, 06:09 PM
[General]
Three women who work in the same office notice that their
female boss has started leaving work early every day. One
day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off
early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how
is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a
little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed
early.
The redhead is eleated to be able to get in a quick workout
at her health club before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she
goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She
quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the
door and creeps out of her house.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about
leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she
wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday
I almost got caught!"
female boss has started leaving work early every day. One
day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off
early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how
is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a
little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed
early.
The redhead is eleated to be able to get in a quick workout
at her health club before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she
goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She
quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the
door and creeps out of her house.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about
leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she
wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday
I almost got caught!"
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