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Gender: Female

Relationship: Single

Orientation: Straight

Children: Maybe Someday

Body Type: Slim / Slender

Height: 5'8"

Religion: Mind Your Own Business

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

About Me: some people say i look like lindasy lohan but im not

Music: green day fall out boy and sum 41 and aaf

Movies: note book and where the heart is

TV: any thing thats on

Books: fuck that

Likes: a hot guy with a good personallty

Dislikes: a nerd

Hobbies: vollieball

Heroes: my mom

sex contest

Monday, April 10, 2006, 07:08 PM [General]

Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station in Indiana for a
fill-up because they
heard about a contest being offered by the station to
patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went
inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the
contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the
attendant.

"How do we enter ?" asked the Kentuckian.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess
right. You win free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7, " said one Kentuckian.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.

The next week, the two Kentuckians returned to the same
station to get
gas. When they went inside to pay, the other Kentuckian
asked the attendant if
the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number
between 1-10, if
you guess right. You win free sex."

"2" said the Kentuckian.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come
back soon and
try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first Kentuckian said to
the other,
"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the other. "My wife won twice last week."